Elder Mason Reid, you are herby called to serve as a missionary of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. You are assigned to labor in the Argentina Rosario Mission. It is anticipated that you will serve for a period of 24 months.
You should report to the Provo Missionary Training Center on Wednesday July 3, 2013. You will prepare to preach the gospel in the Spanish language.
After all the shock wore off Mason's response was "At least it's not Boise, Idaho!"